Why some people are not allowed to be in public.
Facebook in its infinite wisdom has decided to create a Questions dashboard. Here below are some of the more interesting ones.. and disturbing too lol. As always.. this gives me an opportunity to flex my creative muscle (stop thinking perverted people! That’s my job!) and make fun of the mentally unhinged. Enjoy!
Bark… High in fiber… just ask Beavers!
In your case I see a great career future in the following Panhandling. Male prostitution. McDonalds employee of the week. Test subject for ethically questionable medical company.
Nope we do not. Aliens are looking for intelligent life on Earth and for some reason they keep running into people like you! Christians according to their doctrine are here to save everyone, including those obviously not worth the effort exerted. Much like yourself.
The dictionary! Because for some reason there are those that refuse to learn the proper use of the language and the meaning of its words! (This is not directed specifically at the immigrant people, more the people who ENGLISH is their native tongue!)
Why would you even conceive of that argument? Obviously if they are here 200 years past their time period they have done one of the following which means they are more advanced than you! Time traveled. Discovered the fountain of youth. Alien Christians from outer space looking to eat your soul!
Here is a thought.. how about listening out for that garbage disposal? How long does it take you do to wash dishes? Do you really need a playlist or musical score for this?
If you are this ignorant to even ask this, then someone must be lowering THEIR standards to be with you!
You or the non specific question? I am willing to wager you!
Salaries are mean? I know sometimes they are ludicrous and in some cases outrageous… but mean? Well maybe if you are a WalMart manager, but then again I would think that falls more under a JOKE!
Obviously he is a dishwasher and is one step closer to nirvana than the other fellow.
OOOO!!OOOO!!! I got this one Mista Kotter! https://societalconfusion.wordpress.com/ (bows at his shameless plug)
Well honestly this is a question asked for ages. I personally feel life’s meaning is what makes you happy. In example, I love making fun of stupid people!
Craigslist, rent.com, cometomyroomwherenoonecanhearyourscream.com
Welcome to the internet bub! Chances are someone now has stolen your identity because you are a dildo with ears!
Well I personally think they make them VERY attractive. Seriously, would you want a Christmas tree that does not have a stand?
Caring, compassion, understanding, personality and the promise of earning at LEAST $80k a year and full medical benefits for putting up with your window licking self entitled brats! (that one is for you Susan, God bless you!)
Nope. Though I am sure you will love Memories of a CandyMan from a white panel van!
Yep it is called *You are a moron! Click!* (Maria lol)
Called your eyes and nose you idiot!
You can ask you Ex Girlfriend! I am sure she knows exactly how to dump someone that is not satisfying her with delivery of expectations!
Dodging shells from North Korea!
Ask for a phone number and a cigarette if you smoke!
Because your meds are starting to kick in sweetie, shhh! GO to sleep now.
Makes me want to watch BladeRunner and listen to Rob Zombie!
Is this the start of a sheep joke?
*blink**blink* hA! I so was not the person that I asked this, I swear!
Really? You have that much time on your hands you want to philosophically dissect a grocery list and analyze its nothingness of being?
Pissed off people wanting to shoot one another?(unscientific answer)
Nope but would be a HUGE mistake for this country!
How to post a status update with a picture? (Asked by Nicole)
Hey I am now single!! *flashes boobs* COME AN GET IT BOYS!!
Free speech! Stupid people! My Mother for teaching me to always speak the truth!
WTF!? Are we rotating the cornrows? Really people do you think about these things before you put them out there?
Ask the dude and his 200+ year old companion he is trying to convince electrons exist! LOL
Do you think it appropriate a 50 year old man is asking this question?
Umm here is an idea, kind of crazy thinking. FIRE THEIR ASS!
Screaming, yelling, cursing, alcohol and really great dessert! I have dated a LOT of Italian women! Lol
Only if it is lead based and only if YOU are the one doing it! Idiot.
OK! Best and cost effective? Think of this like condoms. Would I buy the dollar store brand or would I spend the extra $5-10 and get some I know I can depend on?
So imagining this guy drives a van! Want to guess the color?
That would be called the FORWARD button. (Montrese, does this sound like a familiar question? LOL)
If you are asking this question you are not qualified and you really do not want to do this. Unless you have excellent healthcare!
Truth. Honesty. Integrity. Hot Girlfriend. Wait, what?
Folgers you pretentious asshat!