I know I am going to Hell for making fun.. but it has to be done! LOL
The Dude’s wife! Tell him she and I say “Hello from Ireland!” *waves*
Tackle and fondle league?
BBQ sauce, steaks, large group of pissed off pitbulls?
*pokes you in the eyes and takes your wallet* That a good answer?
Pop-up books! They ALWAYS have the best pictures!
Who cares!? Dude ANY chocolate in Ireland is awesome… because it is not here! Lol
Because someone spent all night kicking your balls around?
Nope but had one take my doughnuts as evidence!
And… the Darwin award goes to…
The fact you lost your map?
Aliens are using facebook questions to discover our origins? Great we made them stupid now!
The guys with the taller players?
Disturbed, Nine Inch Nails, Kitty, Slipknot, 50 cent, Eminem and Luther Vandross!
How Mommy pays rent with the use of a pole?
Because the guys in the Dodge Chargers and Cadillac SUVs keep running them over?
Gee… I am REALLY thirsty
So the athletes do not get brain damage… like you!
Money, can rent love as needed after that! Lol
Because they were only allowed to have those little plastic hand shovels you get in the sand castle making kits!
Bad Touch BloodHound Gang
I filled out the application and interviewed? WTF
Seriously!? Have you NEVER seen Land of the Lost tv show?
The fireplug on that one corner next to that eatery?
Well… Palin has a show and her Daughter did Dancing with the Stars… so.. yeah
You need a 21 gun salute for the benediction?
No I think it is the BEST thing ever! How else do I get a chance to make fun of the mentally inferior?! (note that means stupid not special needs!)
Make the stupid people that twitter and text about every little thing smarter?
Ladies! This guy is single and looking for a relationship! http://www.facebook.com/daniel.james.fritz?v=questions&filter=2#!/daniel.james.fritz?sk=info
Too late found the perfect woman for him! http://www.facebook.com/gemma.ashcroft?v=questions&filter=2