T’is the season for stupid people.. falalalalalalala
So given the season I am reminded of my old boss Jeff, when I worked in grocery. Was Christmas eve and we had a sign posted since Thanksgiving we would be closing on this night at 6pm. At the strike of 6 he was at the door locking up and a woman was getting out of her car and saw him doing this. She proceeded to continue to walk towards the store fully aware he had JUST locked the door. Jeff walked back to the registers and sat on the end of one that had a great vantage point to watch her walk face first into the glass door.
She then proceeded to use every known curse word in the book twice and banged on the door demanding he open it. He simply pointed at the sign and yelled Merry Christmas! LOL