Top news stories or what I like to call… people wasted time researching this?


Here is a story about the Earth being an a new celestial house and changing everyone’s sign! Funny I  keep getting women saying to me their sign is either  Stop or Do  Not Enter!

http://news.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978917493

This one is about Ryan Reynolds being the star you would want to cheat with!

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/roll-call-ryan-reynolds-named-out-magazines-top-star-to-cheat-with/54051

Here is one about having to REALLY hide your assets in South America!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110112/od_nm/us_argentina_tax

This is about a Cowboy getting a DUI… on a Donkey.. Skipping the brokeback mountain jokes

http://www.aolnews.com/2011/01/13/austin-police-drunk-cowboys-arrested-on-horse-and-donkey/

This one is about the discovery about a black hole.. do not know what this is interesting since Kim Kardashian has several!

http://www.aolnews.com/2011/01/12/huge-black-hole-discovered-in-small-galaxy/

Excuse me SIR! Is that a turtle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/01/10/ap/strange/main7232801.shtml?tag=cbsnewsLeadStoriesAreaMain;cbsnewsLeadStoriesHeadlines

HELP OCCIFER… I IZ.. LOCKED.. IN?

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/01/06/ap/strange/main7219616.shtml?tag=contentMain;contentBody

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Posted on January 13, 2011, in humor, life and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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