When stupid people attack.. with questions!
Why does baby food taste bad?
Because you are an adult you twit! Stop eating the kid’s food!
What is the best method for putting a portrait of my 17 cats on the fanny of my new pair of PajamaJeans
Seriously… did you just ask that? Funny things is this was the number one answer, WIN!
Eat nothing but tapioca pudding and cheeseburgers until you have enough “real estate” for the portrait. Also, you may be required to wear Hawaiian shirts from then on.
What is the best way to spend $30 on yourself?
Well depends on which corner you go to…. Wait, what?
Evolution? Transmogrification? transcendental meditation? Walk next door to the guy working on worm holes that REALLY loves Star Trek?
Silly jackass! No one survives a Zombie attack!
Can we guess who sits home alone on Saturday night and does not get laid?
Thank you for calling Dell! (see how many get that joke)
Really.. you would want a manwhore that has either contracted or created every STD on earth (if he were real) as a father figure?
Thank you for calling IRS.. please hold! *click and dial tone*
He should be spanked with Cricket bat by a large, possibly masculine woman named Helga and sent to his room without Kheer to think about what he did!
Nope but I see your governors and raise you a senator and president biotch!
Have no idea, but I can give you an AWESOME recipe on how to boil water! Seriously WTF doesn’t know how to make bacon!
Squirrel VS Beaver. Beaver wins!
Mine just kind of clang together actually. Pisses off the neighbors when I have a lady friend over.
Really.. it is a movie about a kid who can control air as a weapon by means of a Chinese martial arts.. and you focus on the race card?
Bark, pinecone, twine
That whole freedom of speech thing! Idiot!
It is great for tanning virgins!
Facebook removing questions! Facebook stop reinventing the fucking wheel every week! Facebook stop suggesting single Christian mom’s to date!
Nope making transporters and laser beams baby!