Ok so I think this may be the last one of this series as the questions on facebook are getting repetitive and most are just plants from marketing people to get you to buy a Iphone or ricecooker.
Because living in DC is a gamble enough!
Sit a lonely soccer mom on it and count the orgasms?
Well I know I am happy when the ladies do downward facing dog!
Silly dumbass… we are owned by the Chinese now! Get it right white devil!
Like what? Facebook credits?
All the nude ones!
That sweet spot when the Adderall kicks in and the teacher’s wild turkey wears off!
Depends… you want happy ending?
If you are really this stupid to ask a question n like that… just slam your testicles in a car door and avoid screwing some good woman’s bloodline up!
Transcendental mental projection.. which should make porn obsolete as well. LOL
Hmm I think Tiger is trolling for a new wife…
Istickynotes, ICarrierpigeon , Ilearnedhowtouseacalendar
OOO I got a better one!! If a jackass writes a pseudo-intellectual query on a website, does it make him look smart?
New Jersey! (So going to catch it from those guys now! OH SHIT SNOOKIE IS GNAWING ON MY LEG!)
Snookie Vs Buick. Been running down cows in the crossing lanes for years baby!
Celine Dion. She gets me even more pumped up to hurt someone! Damn it my heart will go on too!
DON’T IT’S A TRAP!!!
Duct tape, chili, ball gag.
Not sure, though it seems Facebook questions is filled to the BRIM with flakes!
I thought it was about the pretty colors Brain.. but why would you put the rubber pants on the camel?
Ha trick question, because either way you are going to pay with the divorce!
Umm to be happy?
Make noodles.. add sesame seeds, put in fridge. DUH