This was an IM between a friend of mine and I.
LMAO Have fun
Friend : i really hate this girl i work with
Friend : shes one of those people who has a college education and thinks she is just smarter and her opinion matters more at every turn
Friend: we were discussing “global warming”
Friend: every time i say anything she has to start in about it
Friend: My friend and i were talking about how it’s quite possible a crock of shit because we have no hard evidence of timelines and such.. there are so many variables
Me: I blame the cowfarts
Me: cows release 20-30 pounds of methane every hour
Friend: dont make me laugh like that everyone always asks what i’m laughing at
Me: See.. if we had a way to light the farts and burn them off
Me: no problem
Me: Mooooo *WOOSH*
Me: Of course… one miscalculation and you have a UFB
Friend: ufb? lol
Me: Unidentified flying bovine
Me: oooo I can see a whole TV series on that.. *Next 24… Jack fights a 3rd world country threatening to launch cows at the US by lighting their farts after feeding them uranium rich cow feed!*
Friend: rofl oh god
Me: would they be referred to as moo-ssles?
Me: Ballistic Bovines?
Me: Definitely not Smart Cows
Friend: stop i cant keep laughing at this i’ll have to explain it to my boss
Me: Would the new warning be Def-Cow1?
Me: or terrorist level Black and White?
Posted on April 6, 2011, in humor, life and tagged applications, cows, donkeys, eco, farm animals, global warming, green, humor, hunting, irony, karma, laws, methane, questions, technology, WTF. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.