Appreciation of the little stupid things in life.
So as you all know I like to make fun of Walmart A LOT! So today I thought i would make fun of KMart to make them feel more equal! lol
So I start my adventure walking into the home improvement section where I turn the corner and there is a man standing in the aisle looking intensely at the hammer and saw section. Between the look in his eyes and the Joker like smile on his face, I can only imagine he was thinking something fun and carefree!
I then quietly leave that aisle so as to not attraction his attention and happen on this! The one thing that will bring a home together and you can make monthly payments on until Christmas! Hope I can hold it till then! (insert bad Yule log joke here)
I then end up in the sporting good section.. where I can only think somewhere out there, is a guy in a white van with a fishing pole!
I thought it was a rumor after Tiger Woods performance in the Players Championship, but it seems they have a new golf ball out that he is endorsing
Come on.. admit it.. you are thinking the same dirty thoughts I am after seeing that commercial set in traffic! A fat guy polishing these bad boys off!
The next few are just stuff I came across
Incase you are EVER attacked by a vampiric pachyderm!
Last but not least.. mixed messages! LOL Lately I have been checking out dating sites and well… Facebook thinks it is helping.. but.. I think they may think I am a 20 something lesbian!?
Posted on May 17, 2011, in humor, life and tagged candy, farm animals, humor, hunting, irony, jobs, karma, kids, kinky, laws, life, men, police, questions, technology, women, WTF. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.