Signs and their meanings.. Yeah right lol
So I went to go visit family this weekend. On my way back I saw some ver interesting things.
My first sign was at a local book store that proudly displayed a sign in big red letters ” OVER 256,000 REAL BOOKS!”. Guess lately there has been a crime syndicate out there passing off counterfeit books to unsuspecting readers!
Karate birthday? Ok either one of two ways this can go. Either someone does not like using knives to cut the cake or they have a new way to deliver those birthday spankings. Either way not good! Lol
Next was a double sign. On the top Harbor inn seafood, on the bottom Sara’s lingerie and novelties. I think I can skip the obligatory clam and fish stick jokes at this point! Lol
Then there was Ed’s tattoo and sub shop. Yes I would like to order a foot long botchulism with a side order of blood poisoning! Wonder if they have their own sub club card, buy 12 sandwiches and get a free trampstamp!
Then there was this larger grey building, on the side was two words “Hitt contracting” guess it does pay to advertise.
Finally I was driving past a large open field full of cows and in the middle was a Large white sign with big green letters “BANK SITE”. Interesting p lace to put a bank, wonder what the exchange rate is on cow manure?
Posted on June 26, 2011, in humor, life, stupid people and tagged alcohol, cows, farm animals, food, humor, jobs, karma, kids, men, questions, sarcasm, stupid, women, WTF. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.