Reasons why I was never to be left alone in the break room.
So when I was younger I worked overnights as a stocker. Well one night my friend Jordan and I got rather bored being a slow night and light truck.
Well as you know idle hands are the devil’s tools! lol
So we set out during the lunch hour to pick every lock on the lockers and switch them around on the lockers.
As we were getting ready to leave we decided to have a bot more fun and proceeded to take an empty MY Dew can and crush in one side to make it cradle-like. We put a few slits in the middle of the cradle and a hole in the bottom of the can.
Jordan then took his lighter and burned the slits and dropped in a yellowish piece of cat litter. Viola! Fake cracksmoker can!
He then started to roll up a piece of paper into a tube while I took some of the pixie stix we bought for lunch and broke one out on the table and chopped it finely and separated it into several lines.
We then quietly left smirking the whole way out till we rounded the last corner and saw my cousin Tanya who was the CSM at the time, leading back a group of new hires for orientation.
Next night I came in and Tanya came up behind me and started scolding me about hat had happened and remarked she was going to kill me if she found out I did it! lol
She never did find out who it was.
Posted on February 13, 2012, in humor, life, stupid people and tagged candy, food, humor, karma, Learning, life, medicine, men, questions, sarcasm, scaring, stupid, stupid people, women, WTF. Bookmark the permalink. 7 Comments.