Shopping on Amazon
So as always I get a random weird suggestion when looking for something and like ALice I must tumble down the rabbit hole!
So when looking for Hunger Games for my fiancee I got some interesting suggestions.
First off… SWAT tactical vests. Because I know when you are about to take down some major weight with Michelle Rodriguez (yum) you need some stylish threads! Where best to buy them? AMAZON!
Cannot go anywhere without your realistic looking badge! Who is going to take you seriously with a crayon made badges that says “I am a cop, I swear!”
Next… once you get he bad guy, you going to need to keep him under control! So You are going to need yourself some nifty badguy bracelets! (also can be used if Michelle Rodriguez finds you cute *shudder omg*)
This was a suggested item from the ” Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought*
Not sure why you would want to toast your face… but I am not going to judge! (Is it just me or does this look like a cod piece?)
Cannot get Michelle Rodriguez to come play with you and now have a restraining order against you? Get the next best thing! Her action figure! (ok so it is from Avatar, are we going to split hairs?)
Not wanting to play SWAT anymore because your heart is broken?? Try being a NINJA! Act now and you get FREE HEART STICKERS!!!! OMG!!!
Nothing says hard core ninja like HEART STICKERS!!!
Cannot be hardcore with JUST stickers!!! You gotta get you some Ninja stars!!! All the COOL PRO ninjas have them! (Do amateur ninjas only get nerf?)
After you get all that “Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought”… breast enhancement cream?????
Posted on April 25, 2012, in humor, life, stupid people and tagged holiday, humor, irony, jobs, karma, kids, kinky, laws, Learning, life, men, police, questions, sarcasm, security, sex, shoes, shopping, stupid, stupid people, technology, women, WTF. Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.