This is why you cannot have a normal conversation with me



As many of my friends have learned over the centuries, you never know when and where my weirdness will strike! Lol
Example!

Me:
The butter owl gyrates in the moonlight at the cornfield at midnight

Friend K:
what if it’s a new moon

Myself:
Then he sparkles like a emo vampire
Battling a licorice werewolf

Friend K:
you should write childrens books

I:
Or erotica for foodies
Lololol

Friend K:
lol

Then the curve ball:

Opinion
Personally I believe there are two instances in life that equal if not rival one another in the level of beauty. One is a cool summer sunset where the clouds are just so that the sky turns golden/red and looks like an oil painted master piece. The second is a woman’s smile, how she looks over her shoulder at you with that sparkle in her eyes like the moon on a lake after you have told her how beautiful she is.

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Posted on May 5, 2012, in humor, life, stupid people and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. That was one hell of a curve ball and definitely thrown for a called strike, cause I never even saw it coming!

    And I agree with the opinion. There’s probably someone else that you’d rather have agreeing with the opinion (diff gender) but I understand, and I won’t take it personally. Lol

  2. The most beautiful moment in my opinion is the look on a woman’s face when you’ve just given her a lot of money and she’s running away with it as fast as she can. It’s sometimes hard to see the look as she flees, but well worth it for connoisseurs!

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