Let them eat cake!!!


So I was reading blogs last night when I came across a picture he had posted of his Brother’s wedding cake. According to him this was a traditional cake.  Needless to say i am like a happy dog with a bone and I ran with it.  So I decided to google Weird wedding cakes. Below is my bountiful findings!

So I am not sure how to even begin to describe this cake. I do however get the sneaking suspicion this was designed by a college football player with the nickname Moose or TBone. lol

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This I have to say is one of the creepiest cakes I have ever seen. Though does show the determination the bride has to make sure he eats her on the wedding night! Yep I went there! lol

 

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Correct me if I am wrong.. but when you say wedding CAKE isn’t there supposed to be…. CAKE? This looks like the top of a cake with Guinness shooters all around…

Wait maybe it is an Irish cake?

 

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So I have heard that marriage can be a series of checks and balances… but this really goes above and beyond. lol

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So is it just me or does the main cake look like it is surrounded by spaceships shooting lazors!? Dammit where is Will Smith when you need him?!

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So as much as I can appreciate themed wedding cakes… from behind this looks like they are slicing into a giant pile of dog shit! lol

Then you look and see if is Jabba the hut and realize they are going to eat a giant worm!  Now without tequila this is just down right silly!

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Best wedding cake ever! Totally going to try and talk my lady into this, of course knowing her she will want a Legend of Zelda cake

 

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Well if this does not sum up marriage I cannot say what does.. lol

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Not sure which more I am impressed by. The authentic camouflage frosting or the giant fucking deer head coming out of it!  I do like the hoof and antler decor! Totally ties this all together!  I guess the Wife and Husband have their first hit of Moonshine as a happy couple after their shotgun wedding…. lol

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Gentlemen… see this!  This will be the last time you see this after I do, but then she wont! HAHAHAHAHA

 

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I heard after a slice if this you can have a groovy chat with John Lennon.

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So really curious… after a slice of this cake.. are you wanting more in 30 mins?

 

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Honestly I would be afraid to eat this. Might get a damn hair ball or something.

 

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Dude.. if you could not afford a nice multitier cake that is totally fine.  But Photoshopping a really shitty looking one in just make you look like  moron!

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And with that ladies and Gentlemen I leave you with this last picture!

 

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Posted on March 7, 2013, in humor, life, stupid people and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. The Jabba cake looks like a pile of something you’d find in a meadow on a farm!!! lmao

  2. wow. That pink penis icecream cake…eurgghhh! love the way she’s eating it. White trash, much?

  3. I like that last one! ^^

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