A joke I was reminded of.


An elderly couple were eating quietly on their back patio. The husband looks at the wife and says “Remember when we were younger; we used to sit here naked enjoying our breakfast without a care in the world! Do you think we could ever be that carefree again? 

The wife nodded and they both disrobed and continued their eating.  “After a few minutes the wife looks up and says “You know after all these years my nipples still get all warm and tingly for you!”  The husband smiling at her says “Honey that’s because one of your breasts is in your tea and the other your oatmeal!” 

 

 

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Posted on December 12, 2013, in humor and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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