The power of google!


So in trying to be funny with G about her comment on twitter “Not enough coffee in the world to keep me warm!” I decided to look up the word combination of coffee and humping! Here are some of the more disturbing options I found! lol

Not sure why these ladies are being displayed. but the good thing is that the one in blue’s shorts are so tight I can see her phone number on her Iphone! lol

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Ever watch wild kingdom? Well looks like someone wanted to recreate their favorite “kingdom scene” with these two species!  So if  a lion and a zebra do breed.. does that make the offspring faster because it now has racing stripes? HAHAHAHA

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So what happens when you mix coffee and Horny goat weed? What looks like a methhead dry humping your coffee table it would seem! 

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Because nothing brings a smile to your face like the thought of two Unicorns making the love! Makes you wonder if they go all porno style money shot does it come out as glitter?!

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Yep if that last one didn’t mess you up enough, think how many times you will remember this one the next time you put a starbucks cup to your lips and start sucking! 

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Gives a WHOLE new meaning to “skull fucking”!

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I once saw a squirrel eating a bagel (seriously) and asked him f he would like some coffee… in retrospect that could have been a bad idea! lol

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Imma gonna hit this good! Give it a fake number and tell it “Ill call you!” OOOOOOH YEAH!!

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I don’t recall this version growing up in the 70s…. but it was a different non PC time then! lol 

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Unfortunately this is the end… so here is to the happy ending….s 

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Posted on January 24, 2014, in humor and tagged , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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