so as always I was bored so decided to google “adult toys”. Oddly enough it did not go where you think it did! 😀
so not really sure what this is exactly…..but it looks like a way for an “activity partner” to amuse themselves during other “activities”! :O
Somewhere out there Freud is having a field day on this! ha!
“Hey baby! want to see my pink elephant with oversized trunk!?” “I know where this is going!”
Inky one word to describe this OW! OW! OW! FUCK! OW! Ok maybe two words!
So the description on this picture was “antique female depression treatment devices”. They look more like ice cream makers…..heh cream
Because what adult toy collection is complete would Spewy the spermwhale!
Ok……now this is a toy I can get in….and drive over ALOT of problem! “Therapy”
Sponge bob contraceptives? Oddly enough if these are used properly no more need for annoying mindless cartoons like so! *evil grin*
I am not sure if these are for contraception or stress! Either way they don’t make me want to have sex. So it does work one way!
So if you got the last gift and are now no longer interested in sex, here’s something to bide your time! A honey pot!
Again there was no real description here….so I am going with hookah or some sort of “therapy” device!
So for those ladies that need a little more power…..here you go! (That is what the description said)
I seem to have found toys for my friend Jen and cousin Sara!
Umm yeah no words here…,might be going blind now….
Unicorn Love! What in the literal fuck!? Fantasy Beastiality?
In case none of you have cringed enough! I leave you with is and your imagination!
Posted on October 6, 2014, in humor, life, stupid people and tagged alcohol, donkeys, farm animals, humor, kinky, men, scaring, sex, shopping, toys, women, WTF. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.