Adult toys


so as always I was bored so decided to google “adult toys”.  Oddly enough it did not go where you think it did! 😀


so not really sure what this is exactly…..but it looks like a way for an “activity partner” to amuse themselves during other “activities”! :O



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Somewhere out there Freud is having a field day on this! ha!




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“Hey baby! want to see my pink elephant with oversized trunk!?” “I know where this is going!”

 



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Inky one word to describe this OW! OW! OW! FUCK! OW!  Ok maybe two words!





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So the description on this picture was “antique female depression treatment devices”. They look more like ice cream makers…..heh cream





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Because what adult toy collection is complete would Spewy the spermwhale!





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Ok……now this is a toy I can get in….and drive over ALOT of problem! “Therapy”





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Sponge bob contraceptives? Oddly enough if these are used properly no more need for annoying mindless cartoons like so! *evil grin*

 


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I am not sure if these are for contraception or stress! Either way they don’t make me want to have sex. So it does work one way!

 



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So if you got the last gift and are now no longer interested in sex, here’s something to bide your time! A honey pot!



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Again there was no real description here….so I am going with hookah or some sort of “therapy” device! 



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So for those ladies that need a little more power…..here you go! (That is what the description said)





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I seem to have found toys for my friend Jen and cousin Sara!


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Umm yeah no words here…,might be going blind now….

 


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Unicorn Love!  What in the literal fuck!? Fantasy Beastiality?





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In case none of you have cringed enough! I leave you with is and your imagination!

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Posted on October 6, 2014, in humor, life, stupid people and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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