Wait, let me take a selfie!
so as you know, we as a society love doing the government’s job for them by documenting everything in our lives. In some cases everything from food to color of feces! Yes I said feces because I’m an adult and don’t need to say poop!
I digress, we take a lot of fucking pictures! Lucky most of mine are of people doing stupid shit for your amusement & not myself!
However er I decided to see just how idiotic some people are with their selfie taking and here are the winners!
i call this “masturbation in bathroom replaced by selfie taking”
Looks like flava flav has let himself go or stopped smoking crack
Nothing says hot and sexy like taking a selfie in the middle of a landfill!
Suddenly this girl became VERY popular in school the next week!
Yes nothing says “cuddly & sexy” like crazy eyes! (Psst potential stalker kids)
Perhaps someone should tell him that you cannot apply the beer helmet idea to a Pb&j sandwich!?
“Look at all these hot bitches in the club wanting me!”
When MIB goes to LOL I am sure the guy urinating in background appreciated this moment of glory!
“I’m sad because i have only one ear bud, so I can’t listen to one direction in stereo!”
Why do I get the feeling this girl’s boyfriend texted her “Hey baby show me your tasty muffin!”
Thelook on this gentleman so face is priceless!
Here’s another I am sure “Hexy sexy, sext me your box!”
“In Vegas baby and I got front row seats to blue man group!”
As long as we are on the color wheel… Ever wonder what happens if you give Elmo a mustache ride?
I have no words for this one other than wtf
And nd for good measure, I give you my best friend when he was a baby!