Totally legit toys….. Not so much


so ….. In line with my recent Wtf moments …. We have less than legitimate toys!

 

C3p-Ho …..for those wanting their own sex robots to make a wookie happy! 

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Shark Norris! Because we needed an Even more ultimate killing machine! 

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Since the new “reboot” or knock off so some would say for ghost busters is out… Only fair to have a less than genuine toy don’t you think? 

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My lover mermaid

…..yeah disney is really getting progressive on their animated films! 

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Spaderman! Able to confused the shit out of the average kind in a single look! Wonder if it has pre-recorded messages like “I am boot-man!” Or “for the power of grayscale!”

 

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Ok now they are just getting lazy for starwars names! Guess this was inline with george Lucas’ vision!?

 

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ET sha come back to kick ass and eat Reese’s pieces….& he’s all out of Reese’s pieces!

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Hey look! It’s a new smurf! Crackyhead smurf! He’ll smurf the hell out of your Pipe for a smurf off his!

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Last but not least…what childhood isn’t irreparably damaged without “happy meal” knock off Ronald! However he prefers his street name “Wizard Skull”! 

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Posted on June 20, 2016, in humor, life, stupid people and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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